Coining Phrases

It's time for us to revisit Armand's lighter side as I do my best to locate his limericks that are politically correct and least offensive, to the most people.

Here we go:

A newly-wed hopeful named Dunn
Claimed two live as cheaply as one,
But halving his rations
Sure dampened his passions,
Plus picking through garbage ain't fun.

Vehicular Seduction
Joe opens the door to his Porsche;
The babes go ballistic of coursch;
It bespeaks of amour
And reactions impure-
No need for resorting to forsche.

Half bald and all grouch is old Popp;
His crabbiness just will not stop;
The human race galls him
So everyone calls him
The surly with the fringe on the top.