A few more limericks from the published volumes of Ward Marden, known endearingly to us as Armand Singer. Please note that it takes some time to locate limericks befitting a Yoga newsletter as the majority of them are rated R and PI (politically incorrect). These still remain, however, pure Armand.
To his unwilling girl friend, Miss Dove,
Came the rich Mr. Push, bringing love;
Said her shrewd mother, "Honey,
Simply think of the money,
And just give in when Push comes to shove!"
An old Belgian king from Ostend
Went mentally clear 'round the bend;
Proof: marooned with his jester
By a vicious sou'wester
He found himself at his wit's end
A clever fruit carver, Grace Hazin,
Would whittle the sides of a raisin
Into beautiful dolls
Holding pink parasols;
Onlookers said, "Grace, you're amazin'!"
That ill-tempered Theodore Kopp
Has lost most the hair off his mop;
As such he is called,
Not Theo the Bald,
But Surly with Fringe on the Top
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