Note: Ward Marden was Armand Singer's pseudonym.
From 500 + of Ward Marden's Favorite Limericks:
A pander / scholastic named Lynn,
Knee-deep in original sin,
Made his chorus-girl hookers,
Most provocative lookers,
Dance nude on the head of a pin.
[This
one takes some untangling unless you are a philosophy major.
Scholastics were a group of medieval religious thinkers who argued,
among other puzzlers, how many angels could stand on the head of a pin.
Lynn looks to be a complicated type best avoided at all costs. But what
possessed Ward to compose those old verses in the first place? He begged
me not to omit them, and I haven't. - A.E.S.]Knee-deep in original sin,
Made his chorus-girl hookers,
Most provocative lookers,
Dance nude on the head of a pin.
